EnTeRtAiNmEnT WaGoN

1. If being chased through the city, usually can take cover in the parade on St. Patrick’s Day passing – at any time of year.
2. All beds have special L-shaped top sheets that reach the armpit level on a woman’s waist, but only on the man lying beside her.
3. All shopping bags of groceries contain at least one loaf of French bread.
4. Once applied, lipstick will not be erased – even while scuba diving.
5. The ventilation system of any building is the perfect hideaway. No one will think of looking for you there and you can travel anywhere in the building without difficulty.
6. If you want to pass as a German officer, it is not necessary to speak the language. A German accent is enough.
7. The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window of any building in Paris.
8. A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.
9. By paying for a taxi, never look at your wallet as you take a note – just grab one at random and hand it over. It will always be the exact amount.
10. If you lose a hand, which will cause the stump of his arm to grow about 15 cm.

11. Mothers routinely cook eggs, bacon and waffles for the family every morning, but never the husband and children have time to eat.
12. Cars and trucks that crash almost always on fire.
13. A single match is enough to light up a room the size of a football stadium.
14. Medieval peasants had perfect teeth.
15. All single women have a cat.
16. Any person waking from a nightmare will sit upright and pant.
17. One man shooting at 20 men has a better chance of killing them all than 20 men firing at one.
18. Creepy music coming from a graveyard should always be closely investigated.
19. Most people keep a scrapbook of newspaper clippings – especially if any of your relatives or friends has died in a strange boating accident.
20. No matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts – your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have removed from its predecessor.
21. During a very emotional confrontation, instead of dealing with the person speaking, it is common that are behind them and talk to her back.
22. When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in your room will still be clearly visible, just slightly bluish.
23. Dogs always know who is bad and will naturally bark at them.
24. When they are alone, foreigners prefer to speak English to each other.
25. Rather than wasting bullets, megalomaniacs prefer to kill their arch enemies using complicated machinery involving fuses, pulley systems, deadly gases, lasers and man eating sharks that will allow their captives at least 20 minutes escape.
26. Having a job of any kind will make all fathers forget their son’s eighth birthday.
27. Many musical instruments, especially wind instruments and accordions – can be played without moving your fingers.
28. All pumps are equipped with electronic control devices with large red readings so you know exactly when they will explode.
29. It is always possible to park right next to the building you are visiting.
30. A detective only solve a case once it has been suspended from duty.
31. If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you meet will know all the steps.